Interesting couplet

Dapeng
interested Hentian low water there was a guitar hanging around the house of Shang, heard Xie Jin couplet exceedingly terrible, does not believe, deliberately sent invited Xie Jin, a few on the Union to prepare his answer, to He publicly embarrassing. Star
days for the board to make the child, who can
Xie Jin looked under the surging river, crashed answer:
door of one thousand short bamboo Xie Jin crashed without verbal exchanges
second line:
mountain bamboo shoots, sharp-tongued, thick-skinned belly empty
Since then, Xie Jin reputation spread Yoshimizu area.
invited Xie Jin Shang sent, but not let him into the House from the door, but from a low in narrow lined inside. Xie Jin refused to enter without. Book after hearing the news out of the door of the house, chant the Union:
home possession of long rolls of the book there
“full moon in heaven, earth Halfmoon, Halfmoon month every full moon.” Couplet only on the together, does not refer to a fixed holiday, because once every month. In order to correspond to the Alliance, the second line fishes out “late tonight, tomorrow first, then mid-end of the first.” This one is a second line of “New Year Eve” and “Spring Festival” the intersection of time.
Xie Jin nine years old, Chambers took him to the river to bathe. Chambers took off his clothes hanging in the Shucha on, casually out of:
run cattle, donkeys run, run but the horse
2011 年 12 月 12 日
home possession of rolls of the book (f) of the Union: Han Tang Ying Du Crane first met
pair of couplets, is 10 years old when her father taught, a child feel that this sentence is really terrific, read from top to bottom and from actually exactly the same bottom-up study. China 100 years to really change too much, before writing was on end from the top down, now is a sideways from left to right.
passing thought for a long time, how inexplicable. Chambers smiled and told him: “Sir may not know, Mai Doufu living with his family, his mother all day long grind grinding tofu, tofu Chapman lug father, is it not ands sun and the moon, hand turn things around it?” Passing a, amazed.
Red scholar after reading, suddenly ashamed of his face, shaking with anger, and yet speechless, then walk out.
Book is very angry, but strong for sedation, but also out of a joint on:
here all who hide their faces and laugh, the only Book of classic tongue-tied, sounded ashamed, but to excuse ill retire.
14 years old in the “Dream of Red Mansions” in reading, the Red House in the couplet countless days for these two scared, Cao Weng admiration like a surging river. Really rely on classical poetry boy power, I can now complete the recitation of the classic 90% before the age of 16 read, a child never forget, and now read a hundred times and still remember, how the gap so large? Unfortunately, childhood conditions, limited access to the knowledge of too little, even the “Dream of Red Mansions” are borrowed to read, work immediately for 200 Ocean Deng then husband bought a revision version of “Dragon Stones Zhi Yanzhai Re-evaluation of school-based “but still less than the heart can no longer re-read from start to finish, what a pity.
Xie Jin bluntly, immediately counterattack:
first contact couplet, seven, eight years old when her father taught, meaning that as a Malay son to ride his father, the son of his father is still willing to hope to Jackie Chan. Would like to recall, the couplet is really good, the image of ten words expounded China five thousand years of endless posterity to teach. When the father and mother is really not easy, so be sure to filial piety. Ah, later marry their baby, and also to teach children pair of couplets.
crab pot off a red robe
second line: the Yangtze River water flow long
love New Year Day, go see the pair of members outside Zhao couplets, very angry that the poor Chinese New Year, but also the poor happy. He called a servant and ordered to cut bamboo garden was nothing left. Xie Jin saw this scene, members understand that this is outside the dark psychology dictates Zhao mind both totally hate and is very happy, he added in a couplet at the end of each word becomes:
a horse trapped in mud feet , how can the old beasts hoof (title)
Second line: the coldest mourner soul
into the living room, just one seat, the Book has a staff together on a chant:
solution Jin heads held high, crashed fluent second line:
Book had invited him from the door into the residence.
first time I saw the couplet, is the junior high school, when in a “Reader Digest,” read, that the Eight-time thing. Junior high school third grade, sitting to my right whole right side of Formosa Formosa students out of the Union to test me, I said :**** four kid Buddies anger aside, four idioms with ghosts do not know how to read. Later, Father in Jin Yong “Legend of the Condor Heroes” again to see the active use of the couplet: Harmonious King Pipa eight general head, face, demons and monsters four imp their intestines. Chinese New Year lucky money home to his cousin two years ago, wrote a punch in the red envelope in all directions on the demons and monsters kicking the words, Dad asked, see below: New Year , demons and monsters you how to use this word? I was called a surprise, almost asked: Dad, how do you know how to pronounce the words? Ashamed, I do not find the word study has always been the solution, get a bunch of words without understanding the whole, no wonder the English language entrance drag, if the math test that can be divided, north of the undergraduate will be able to read.
Xie Jin to see that: This implies that he is linked Evans agile, faster language meaning; his eagle metaphor that the second line, it will catch a chicken. Means that the chicken will take the same grasp as Xie Jin. Xie Jin rigorous scholarship, has always been to frown upon those who only have no real ability to fame but like to show off their talents, he laughed and said: “I have sent Mr. couplet.” So pick up a pen, wrote:
the door of one thousand short
second line of bamboo: demons and monsters four kid Buddies aside
chicken fly, ducks fly, flying eagle, but the father hands
sun and the moon there was quite Jishui well-known scholar, known as Red scholar, heard Xie Jin is well-versed in poetry, and he would like a test of a test. One day, Red scholar to find Xie Jin said: “I yesterday to relatives homes, first by ox cart, donkey ride after the last horses, or horses run fast; came to the front of the owner, Ma called, poultry frightened chaos fly, was taken away to an eagle in the sky, so I thought of a couplet, close-up, ask to Shixiong. couplet is:
home
Tibetan Book of the Secretary-rolls insights Jin wearing Lvpao , and the one on the Union:
washing the bath, they go on the way home, met a passing face, to inquire about a family residence. passing Carter, Xie Jin hand toward the middle of the street a mean, Yin said: “Willow put things, about the lions squatting, Apricot wall out there shade house. “Imaginative young age to see him passing quick, very praised, asked him if someone child, parents do make a living. Xie Jin smiling to say a couplet:
wall of reeds, top-heavy roots run shallow < br />
thousand trees when the hanger members outside saw Zhao, angry, ordered the bamboo stump uprooted all pulled out. Xie Jin saw, but also in the couplet at the end of each added a word, becomes: < br />
doggy ignorance too narrow Zhao met with members of foreign speechless with anger, his own beard unplug a lot.
Yangtze River for the tub
(g) The Union: the child when the parent is a horse second line:
parent hopeful way as for lute strings, which dared to play
Mizuki BBS, see last year discussion on the joint was, I discovered that the original is a classic joint . see several second line, which is not the father of a child to teach, there is a actually very wonderful: Kosei Spirit Lake Hidden Temple Spring Festival to go home, pick up a brush to write the classic couplet, father to see “West Lake Temple hidden spiritual Kosei “This one felt good. unusual is that her first words I heard her father praise:” Your word wrapped sea well written. “In fact, my calligraphy poorly written, see to pen a few days practicing Tian Ying Zhang running script is still valid.
the twelfth lunar month a year thirty, Zhao workers outside your home decorated, slaughter geese, ready to celebrate the New Year. Xie Jin home is four walls, iron cold stove. Xie Jin thought, the New Year, also the deputy post couplets celebrate. He looked away from home door Zhao member of lush green patch of Chuk Yuen, remove the ink, paper and ink, pick up a pen to write a pair of couplets: < br /> Xie Jin family lived in the door is a fertile fields, Wealthy gentrification Zhao workers outside.
Ming Jiang Xiji water out of a well-known scholar, named Xie Jin, who understands poetry and painting, familiar with the poetry Qu Fu, imaginative agility, Chukouchengzhang, humorous, You Qishan of the couplet, leaving a lot of stories.
door of one thousand bamboo
(e) of the Union: Harmonious lute king king king in the last eight < br /> Xie Jin, born in a poor family, grew up determined to study hard, wish big and the world economy.
two ape Duanmu the mountains, but also dare to saw small monkeys (period)
frog wearing a well Xie Jin
green jacket looked toward the chancery, I saw he was wearing a red Guanpao, easy to read chant the second line:
mother hand turn things around
(d) of the Union: Shanghai tap water from Sea